Hey, Valet! If you trust a Valet who doesn't enjoy coffee and curse like a sailor, then you might want to do a background check on him or her. We're just saying.

This snowflake ornament is the perfect Christmas gift for your favorite Valet. It's made of stainless steel, so it's shatterproof and safe for use around your Christmas tree, even if you have clumsy house guests. It's also the perfect size to hang on a Christmas tree or in a car.

The quote on the ornament, "Don't Trust A Valet That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot," is sure to make your favorite Valet laugh. It's the perfect way to show your appreciation for their hard work and dedication to keeping your car safe.

So don't wait, order your Valet Snowflake Ornament today! It's the perfect way to show your favorite Valet how much you care.

• This Valet Snowflake Ornament is made of stainless steel. It won't break, so you can be sure that it will last for many years to come. It's also safe to use around children and pets.
• This Valet Snowflake Ornament features the humorous quote "Don't Trust A Valet That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot." This ornament is sure to put a smile on the face of any coffee-loving valet or car enthusiast.
• This Valet Snowflake Ornament is perfect for a Christmas gift for any valet or car enthusiast. It's also a great way to show your appreciation for your favorite valet.
• This Valet Snowflake Ornament is made of sturdy stainless steel, so it can be used indoors or outdoors. It's also easy to clean, so you can keep it looking its best for years to come.
• Click the "Add to Cart" button now to get your Valet Snowflake Ornament today!