Are you a paralegal looking for a unique gift or a way to express your profession? Look no further! This heart ornament is the perfect way to show off your skills and sense of humor. With the quote 'I'm a paralegal. I don't argue. I just explain why I'm right,' this ornament is sure to bring a smile to the face of any paralegal or law professional.

This heart-shaped ornament is crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, ensuring long-lasting designs. The vibrant printing process ensures bright, vivid colors that will not fade over time. The lightweight and resistant design makes it perfect for households with children or pets.

Give this heart ornament to a paralegal as a gift from friends, coworkers, or family. It's a thoughtful and humorous way to show your appreciation for their hard work and dedication to their profession.

Don't miss out and get ready to spread some laughter and joy with this unique and thoughtful gift!",
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"A funny and unique gift for paralegal women, men, or coworkers that will bring a smile to their face",
"Crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, ensuring long-lasting designs and vibrant colors",
"Perfect for households with children or pets, this ornament is lightweight and resistant to breaking",
"Give this heart ornament as a gift from friends, coworkers, or family to show your appreciation for their hard work and dedication",
"Don't miss out and get ready to spread some laughter and joy with this thoughtful and humorous gift - perfect for any occasion, including Christmas!"
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• A funny and unique gift for paralegal women, men, or coworkers that will bring a smile to their face
• Crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, ensuring long-lasting designs and vibrant colors
• Perfect for households with children or pets, this ornament is lightweight and resistant to breaking
• Give this heart ornament as a gift from friends, coworkers, or family to show your appreciation for their hard work and dedication
• Don't miss out and get ready to spread some laughter and joy with this thoughtful and humorous gift - perfect for any occasion, including Christmas!