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The Oval Ornament is made of high-quality MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, ensuring it will last for years to come. It's lightweight and easy to hang, making it perfect for households with children or pets. And the best part? It's a great way to show your appreciation for your friends, coworkers, or family members who work in the tech industry.

So why wait? Order this funny Database Administrator Oval Ornament today and bring a little bit of humor and personality to someone's special day. It's a gift that's sure to be remembered for years to come.

• Show your appreciation for Database Administrators with this funny Oval Ornament, perfect for any occasion, whether it's Christmas or just a fun addition to your home decor.
• Made of high-quality MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, ensuring it will last for years to come, and is lightweight and easy to hang, making it perfect for households with children or pets.
• A unique gift for Database Administrators, perfect for friends, coworkers, or family members who work in the tech industry, and is a great way to show your appreciation for their hard work.
• This funny Oval Ornament is a lighthearted way to poke fun at the Database Administrator profession, and is perfect for anyone who loves data and technology.
• Order this funny Database Administrator Oval Ornament today and bring a little bit of humor and personality to someone's special day, it's a gift that's sure to be remembered for years to come.