Get ready to welcome the most charming Author in your life this Christmas!

Are you an Author enthusiast or looking for a gift for the Author who has everything? Look no further! Our Heart Ornament featuring the witty quote 'Caution: I'm A Retired Author. I Have Stories And All Days To Talk. Stay At Your Own Risk!' is the perfect Christmas gift for any book lover. The Author in your life will appreciate the humor and wit behind this festive Heart Ornament.

This beautiful Heart Ornament is crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, ensuring long-lasting designs that will stand the test of time. The vibrant colors are printed from edge-to-edge via Sublimation, making it a stunning addition to any Author's home or office. The lightweight design and resistant to breaking make it a great choice for households with children or pets. Plus, it comes with a festive gold cord for easy hanging, making it stress-free decorating.

Whether you're sending this gift to a family member, friend, or coworker, this Author Heart Ornament is sure to bring a smile to their face. So why wait? Don't miss out and make this Christmas one to remember for the Author in your life! This charming gift is sure to be a hit at any holiday gathering or as a standalone present. Treat your favorite Author to something special this Christmas and show them how much you care.

• This funny heart ornament is a unique gift idea for the author in your life. Whether it's for Christmas or any other occasion, it's sure to bring a smile to their face. Made of sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, it's lightweight and resistant to breaking, making it perfect for households with children or pets.
• The heart ornament features a funny quote that's sure to delight any author enthusiast. 'Caution: I'm A Retired Author. I Have Stories And All Days To Talk. Stay At Your Own Risk!' is a humorous take on the author's profession, making it a great conversation starter.
• This gift is perfect for friends who want to show their appreciation for the author in their life. Whether it's for Christmas or any other occasion, this heart ornament is a thoughtful way to express your gratitude.
• The festive gold cord is the perfect touch for easy hanging, making it easy to display this unique gift. It's a great addition to any author's office or home, and it's sure to be a conversation starter.
• Get your funny author gifts today and make someone's day! Whether it's for Christmas or any other occasion, this heart ornament is a unique gift idea that's sure to bring a smile to the recipient's face.