Get ready to spice up your Christmas decor with a dash of humor from an auctioneer's perspective!

This Star Ornament is more than just a decorative piece - it's a statement. With the quote 'Don't Trust An Auctioneer That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot', it's a nod to the auctioneer's wit and charm. Whether you're an auctioneer enthusiast or just looking for a unique gift, this ornament is sure to bring a smile to your face.
The auctioneer's love for coffee and strong language is reflected in this vibrant, high-gloss Star Ornament. Made from sturdy MDF with a plastic finish, it's lightweight and resistant to breaking, perfect for households with children or pets. The festive gold cord makes it easy to hang, adding a touch of elegance to your Christmas decor.

Give the gift of laughter and a touch of the auctioneer's spirit to your loved ones this Christmas. Whether it's a fellow auctioneer or someone who appreciates a good joke, this ornament is sure to be a hit. It's a unique and thoughtful gift that will add a dash of personality to their Christmas decor.
So why settle for a boring, generic ornament when you can give a gift that's truly one-of-a-kind? Get your Auctioneer Star Ornament today and bring a little bit of humor and personality to your Christmas celebrations.

• This funny star ornament is a great gift idea for auctioneers who love Christmas. Made from sturdy MDF and high-gloss plastic, it's vibrant and long-lasting. The perfect choice for households with children or pets.
• Our star ornament is a unique and inspirational way to show your friend or family member how much you care. It's a great way to bring some humor and whimsy to their office or home.
• The star ornament is crafted from sturdy MDF (a strong, engineered wood product) with a high-gloss plastic finish for long-lasting designs. Vibrantly printed from edge-to-edge via Sublimation, ensuring bright, vivid colors.
• This star ornament ships with a festive gold cord for easy hanging, perfect for stress-free decorating. It's a great choice for auctioneers who love to decorate their home or office for Christmas.
• Get this funny star ornament now and make someone's day a little brighter. Don't miss out and bring a smile to an auctioneer's face this Christmas! Make it a gift from friends, family, or coworkers that they'll cherish for years to come.