Get ready to make a statement with this unique and humorous Mortician Keychain! As a Mortician enthusiast or someone looking for a thoughtful gift, you'll love this engraved black stainless steel keychain featuring the quote 'Don't Trust A Mortician That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot'. This funny keychain is perfect for Mortician graduates, Mortician friends, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh. The Mortician community loves this type of humor, and it's a great way to show your appreciation for their hard work. Whether you're a friend, family member, or coworker, this Mortician Keychain is a thoughtful and unique gift idea for any occasion. Graduation, birthdays, or just because - this keychain is sure to bring a smile to their face. So why settle for a boring gift when you can give something that truly reflects their personality?

• This Mortician Keychain is made from high-quality stainless steel, ensuring it's highly resistant to rust, corrosion, and discoloration, making it a great addition to any Mortician's desk or keychain collection.
• The engraved message 'Don't Trust A Mortician That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot' adds a touch of humor and personality to this unique keychain, making it a great gift for Mortician friends or graduates.
• This black stainless steel keychain is a bold and stylish accessory that's perfect for Mortician enthusiasts, graduates, or anyone who loves a good sense of humor.
• Give the gift of laughter and appreciation with this Mortician Keychain - it's a thoughtful and unique way to show your friends or family that you care.
• Don't miss out and get ready to make a statement with this one-of-a-kind Mortician Keychain - perfect for any occasion!