{"product_id":"witty-database-administrator-heart-ornament-for-friends-christmas-gift","title":"Witty Database Administrator Heart Ornament for Friends Christmas Gift","description":"I'm Not Fantastic But I'm A Database Administrator And That's Basically The Same Thing—this heart ornament turns that playful confession into a holiday staple. The bright, edge-to-edge print bursts with color, while the high-gloss finish keeps the message sharp even after many seasons of hanging.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIts 2.75-inch size is just the right bite of charm for any mantle or tree topper. This piece is ideal for the techie who loves a good joke and the holiday spirit. Whether you're gifting a friend, coworker, or family member who keeps the data flowing, the ornament fits birthdays, promotions, or a cozy Christmas surprise.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe lightweight MDF core makes it safe for homes with kids or pets, and the gold cord lets it hang effortlessly. The heart shape symbolizes care, and the quote's humor adds a personal touch that celebrates the everyday heroics of database maintenance. With its durable construction and vivid sublimation, the ornament stays bright year after year, reminding the recipient that perfection isn't required to keep the world running.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAdd this witty heart ornament to your holiday décor and give a laugh that lasts. Make it yours.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned for database administrators who love a good laugh, this heart ornament showcases a playful reminder that perfection is overrated while celebrating the essential role of a database admin.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChosen by tech teams during holiday parties, it fits perfectly on any Christmas tree, adding a touch of office humor to the festive atmosphere for coworkers and friends alike.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, the ornament is lightweight, resistant to breaking, and features a vibrant edge-to-edge sublimated print that stays bright year after year.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA funny quote on the heart reads, \"I'm not fantastic but I'm a database administrator and that's basically the same thing,\" delivering a chuckle that resonates with anyone who balances data and deadlines.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGet one today and add a memorable, conversation-starting piece to your holiday décor, celebrating the unsung heroes of data management.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":59311585853785,"sku":"PTM-2-17-1187396","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0579\/3058\/0165\/files\/heart_ornament_1187396_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1788586086","url":"https:\/\/happymefamily.com\/products\/witty-database-administrator-heart-ornament-for-friends-christmas-gift","provider":"HappyMeFamily","version":"1.0","type":"link"}