{"product_id":"christmas-gift-for-her-mortician-ornament-present","title":"Christmas Gift for Her Mortician Ornament Present","description":"For the mortician who balances humor with the solemn, this white circle ornament turns a holiday tree into a conversation starter. The printed line, 'I'm not fantastic but I'm a mortician and that's basically the same thing,' adds a playful twist that resonates with those who appreciate a light-hearted nod to their profession.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIdeal for friends, family, or colleagues celebrating a Christmas gift exchange, this piece fits perfectly on any tree or mantle. Whether you're gifting a fellow funeral director, a funeral home owner, or a loved one who shares a passion for the afterlife, the message delivers a chuckle and a reminder that even the gravest roles have room for humor.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMade from durable MDF and finished with a high-gloss plastic coating, the ornament measures 2.75 inches tall and weighs just 0.5 ounces. Its lightweight construction and edge-to-edge sublimation printing keep colors bright and the design intact, while the included gold cord ensures easy, secure hanging.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis thoughtful keepsake not only brightens a Christmas tree but also celebrates the unique blend of professionalism and wit that defines the mortician community. Add this charming reminder to your holiday décor and share a smile that lasts well beyond the season. Grab yours today.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for anyone who loves a sharp sense of humor about life and death, this Christmas ornament brings a lighthearted twist to your tree.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA favorite among friends and family during holiday gatherings, the clear message on the white circle adds a playful edge to any festive setting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss finish, the 2.75″ tall piece resists breakage and stays bright through many seasons for all ages.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe printed quote, \"I'm not fantastic but I'm a mortician and that's basically the same thing,\" offers a witty reminder that even the most serious roles have room for humor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrab yours and add a touch of clever charm to your holiday décor, making every tree moment memorable for a laugh-filled season.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":59368473788761,"sku":"PTM-2-15-1193917","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0579\/3058\/0165\/files\/circle_ornament_1193917_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1789095806","url":"https:\/\/happymefamily.com\/products\/christmas-gift-for-her-mortician-ornament-present","provider":"HappyMeFamily","version":"1.0","type":"link"}