{"product_id":"christmas-gift-for-her-mortician-heart-ornament-present","title":"Christmas Gift for Her Mortician Heart Ornament Present","description":"A holiday tree glows with a heart that whispers a quirky truth: \"I'm Not Fantastic But I'm A Mortician And That's Basically The Same Thing. \" The bright white heart, 2.75 inches tall, sits snugly on a gold cord, ready to hang and share a smile with every family gathering.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis ornament is ideal for a funeral director, embalmer, or anyone who works in mortuary science. It fits Christmas parties, memorial celebrations, or a quiet family gathering where the profession is honored. The recipient, a dedicated mortician, can proudly display the piece while guests admire its clever humor.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe design is printed edge-to-edge with sublimation, ensuring the quote stays vivid and the white heart remains crisp. Made from durable MDF with a high-gloss finish, it resists chipping and can survive in homes with pets or kids. The lightweight construction and sturdy build make it a practical yet playful gift for the holiday season.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAdd this heart ornament to your tree and celebrate the unique spirit of a mortician this Christmas. Get one today.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for anyone who loves a playful nod to the mortuary profession, this heart ornament is a unique twist on classic holiday décor and joy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA favorite among holiday shoppers, this Christmas gift fits perfectly on any tree, adding a touch of quirky charm to the festive scene.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, the lightweight heart measures 2.75″ tall and is ready to hang with a gold cord.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe printed quote reads, 'I'm not fantastic but I'm a mortician and that's basically the same thing,' offering a witty reminder that resonates with many.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrab yours today and give a holiday present that sparks conversation and smiles, brightening the season with a touch of humor and heartfelt appreciation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":59235927163225,"sku":"PTM-2-17-1193917","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0579\/3058\/0165\/files\/heart_ornament_1193917_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1788066470","url":"https:\/\/happymefamily.com\/products\/christmas-gift-for-her-mortician-heart-ornament-present","provider":"HappyMeFamily","version":"1.0","type":"link"}